Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman Rated PG-13 Running Time: 141 Minutes Director: Patty Jenkins Starring: Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Said Taghmaoui, Danny Huston, Elena Anaya, Ewen Bremner, Eugene Brave Rock, Connie Nielsen, Robin Wright, David Thewlis, Lucy Davis Plot: After a WWI army pilot washes up on a mystical island populated by nothing but an impossibly attractive group … More Wonder Woman

Get Out

Get Out Rated R Running Time: 104 minutes Director: Jordan Peele Starring: Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Bradley Whitford, Catherine Keener, LilRel Howery, Stephen Root, Betty Gabriel, Marcus Henderson, Caleb Landry Jones Plot: A young black man (Chris) travels to the burbs to meet his girlfriend’s aggressively white family. I mean these people are really, really … More Get Out

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast (2017) Rated PG Running Time: 129 minutes Director: Bill Condon Starring: Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Kevin Kline, Josh Gad, Luke Evans, Ewan McGregor, Ian McKellen, Emma Thompson, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Stanley Tucci Plot: A peasant girl who is universally despised by her community because she loves to read (like a fucking nerd) … More Beauty and the Beast

The Wolverine

The Wolverine Rated: PG-13 Running Time: 126 Minutes Directed by: James Mangold Starring: Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, and Haruhiko Yamanouchi Plot: The Wolverine is a sequel chronologically to X-Men 3 about Hugh Jackman’s titular character, Wolverine, journeying to Japan to visit a dying Japanese soldier whom he rescued from an atomic bomb during … More The Wolverine

Sixteen Candles

Sixteen Candles Rated PG Running Time: 93 Minutes Director: John Hughes Starring: Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Michael Schoeffling, Gedde Watanabe,  Haviland Morris, Paul Dooley Plot: Samantha, a vapid, seemingly invisible high school sophomore takes a melancholy look at her life after her birthday is forgotten due to the shadow cast by her older sister’s … More Sixteen Candles

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Rated PG Running Time: 143 Minutes Director: Andrew Adamson Starring: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Tilda Swinton, Anna Popplewell, Liam Neeson, James McAvoy, Michael Madsen Plot: Four British siblings flee to the safety of a countryside estate during one of those raucous wars the Europeans kept having around … More The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Stardust

Stardust Rated PG-13 Running Time: 127 minutes Director: Matthew Vaughn Starring: Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dunstan Thorne, Robert Deniro, Kate Magowan, Sienna Miller, Henry Cavill, Ian McKellen Plot: An alarming number of actors come together to make a steaming heap of shit in the form of a ham-fisted, tongue-in-cheek fairy tale flick. It’s got witches, it’s got unicorns, … More Stardust